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Hmmm don't know why I am sharing this but trust me getting laid in oau can be as hard as getting rich in Nigeria,  but have drafted out 10 sure ways if done right to get laid on campus. 1: Be brilliant as fuck: Yea oau is about reading if you can read hard then you better start going home. And this works in two ways (I)  get laid cause girls envy you and they think you are going to make a good future.  (ii) karashika students that want to collect your brain (got this idea from my grandma)  lol. This may not be the best but trust me you will get laid atleast for sometimes till you run out of brain.  2: Always look good: as you can see it's not being handsome from birth but you maintaining yourself and your skin ( I recommend  Peps organic products ), get yourself a nice hair cut always,   put some powder and smell great. Don't forget to wear latest designers.  3. Be popular : this can be achieved in many ways from singing to being a producer to the chief of them

After a friend took his time to tell me about twitter: trending topics, tweeting directly at celebs etc – I just knew I’d fall in love with it. So, I joined, but discovered there was much more to it. The quantity of followers you have, and the quality of what you tweet determine how much fun it will be for you. My 1st few weeks on twitter wasn’t fun at all – I didn’t have up to 10 followers. Getting followers was like getting rich – serious creativity and hard work was required. Only God knows the number of “pls follow back” in total that I sent to people and the number of creative and funny tweets I posted before my followers started increasing little by little. The essence of someone following you is for the person to have access to always see your tweets on his/her timeline, and also access for both of you to send direct messages to each other’s inbox. After 3 yrs plus on twitter and about 120 thousand tweets, I now have about 4,050 followers. What an achievement! But it would hav

I’ll admit it. I have an Instagram account, and I love to see photos of my friends on there. I love posting selfies of my makeup-clad face, adding filters, and maybe posting a video of the latest party I go to. Instagram can be fun, even awesome, when it comes to actually taking account of where you go and what you do. But, there’s a big problem with the way our Instagram-worthy, Pinterest interests seem to affect us. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to notice that Instagram and Pinterest posts tend to look like they’re stage. To an extent, Instagram posts really are kind of staged – even if it’s only edited with one of the simple filters you can choose from when you post up a pic. Thanks to Instagram’s filters and editing software, it really does look like almost every photo on there is polished. Perhaps that’s why Instagram culture seems to worship that weird “effortlessly flawless” veneer of typical celebrity profiles? It’s that same “false effortless” vibe of Instagram th

Throughout my life, I have always found myself to be curious. I’ve made it my business to ask a lot of questions because I am fascinated by the variety of perspectives I receive in response. My favorite thing to ask people is regarding the greatest thing that has ever happened to them. This question, though very broad, has onset a myriad of answers. So, what is the greatest thing that has ever happened to people? I’ve heard “getting married to the man that I love.” I’ve heard “holding my baby for the first time.” I’ve even heard “going to jail, it helped me clean up my act.” The diversity in peoples responses is unmatched. The only response I haven’t heard yet was someone saying that getting their heart broken was the greatest thing to ever happen to them… until I said it myself. My most recent relationship lasted almost five years; and that was my only “real” relationship thus far. I don’t count the puppy love crap that happened in high school because I was just thinking with

Throughout my life, I have always found myself to be curious. I’ve made it my business to ask a lot of questions because I am fascinated by the variety of perspectives I receive in response. My favorite thing to ask people is regarding the greatest thing that has ever happened to them. This question, though very broad, has onset a myriad of answers. So, what is the greatest thing that has ever happened to people? I’ve heard “getting married to the man that I love.” I’ve heard “holding my baby for the first time.” I’ve even heard “going to jail, it helped me clean up my act.” The diversity in peoples responses is unmatched. The only response I haven’t heard yet was someone saying that getting their heart broken was the greatest thing to ever happen to them… until I said it myself. My most recent relationship lasted almost five years; and that was my only “real” relationship thus far. I don’t count the puppy love crap that happened in high school because I was just thinking with

Amended Calendar For The 2014/2015 Session (New) HIGHLIGHTS OF THE AMENDMENT TO THE APPROVED CALENDAR FOR 2014/2015 SESSION (NEW) HARMATTAN SEMESTER Date - Events/Activities May 17 2015 - Fresh students come into residence for 2014/2015 Harmattan semester May 18 2015 - Online registration for courses 2014/2015 Harmattan semester commences May 18-22, 2015 - Clearance at faculty and admission office May 25-29, 2015 - Orientation/ICT Training for fresh students. May 27, 2015 - Senate May 31, 2015 - Returning undergraduate resume June 1 2015 - Harmattan semester lectures begin June 23 2015 - MATRICULATION July 7 2015 - End of normal registration for courses July 8 2015 - Faculty/Student Colloquium July 6-10, 2015 - Continuous Assessment July 29, 2015 - Senate July 17, 2015 - End of late registration with penalty September 4, 2015 - HARMATTAN SEMESTER lecture ends September 7-12, 2015 - Revision/Lecture Free week September 14, 2015 - Harmattan semester e